Pom Wonderful Brings Antioxidant Power to the Toilet Bow

Not too long ago, the only people who ever bought pomegranates were either marinating lamb or decorating their house for the holidays.

Well, thanks to the folks at Pom Wonderful, pomegranate is more popular than a drug dealer in small town America.

But things just got better with the introduction of new POM WONDERFUL toilet paper.

According to the company, the product took three years to develop.

“We had a hard time maintaining the integrity of the paper once we added our patented PomOxFiberCell coating,” recounted chief scientist Dr. S. Nakeoil. “But today we can proudly count our achievement as something that could only happen in America.”

We know that millions of times a day people wonder ‘why can’t someone make a toilet paper that improves my health while it cleans’? Luckily, that day has come.

Available at select locations, including Whole Foods Markets, Wegman’s, Safeway, Kroger, Winn-Dixie, Publix, Wal-Mart, CVS Stores, Walgreen’s, Rite Aid and Target.

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