Overheard at Expo West—A Small Compilation of the Humurous and Inane

Overheard at the Expo 

At a leading personal care booth:
“Why should I give you a sample for your girlfriend? She isn’t my bitch.” Note: We think this was a joke.

At the Clif Bar booth:
“Everybody tells me I have a really great ass?”

At the Kettle Chips booth:
“Tastes like potato chips.”

At the bar at the Marriott:
“Everybody’s talking about the Johnson.”

At the Simple Shoes Booth:
“What are you doing after the Rock ‘n Roll Bash? I have some kava that will make your day.”

At the United Natural Foods Booth:
“John Macke, Boxers of Briefs?”

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